You know what GRINDS MY GEARS???
1.) When you're in wal mart and some bad ass kid is actin a damn fool throwin shit, screaming and hollering at they're Mothers, and all their mothers say is "Stop doing that Billy".....I say break ya foot off in that lil niggaz ass and tell him to STFU and sit in the cart..
2.) When cops get mad when u riding right next to them goin the same speed they are....the effin jerks
3.) When u go in the shower in the dorms and you see strings of hair that aint yours hangin from the nob...*shutters*
4.) When a female/male come to talk to you all up in ya face space and they breath be on 10 like a bitch, then they get mad when u dont wanna open yo mouth to speak back to they ass...SMH grab some scope or some bleach and kill that hallitosis lmao
5.) When u be at the club and you start dancing with a girl from the back, then she turn around and a damn herpes lookin female wit a horse mouth be in ya face...on that note all i say is "Well I Be DAMNED"
6.) It grinds my gears when females take this whole "COLORFUL" outfit shit too far...They step out the house lookin like a damn Crayon Box..WTF
7.) When females dont recognize that they are just an option and not a priority when the nigg u fukkin is fukkin someone else...tsk tsk tsk ladies do better
8.) When ppl put on the biggest front for the ppl they are around and then expect you to respect them as if u dont see what they're doing...BITCH PLEASE...Real can recognize fake too so stall that shit right where you at and remain...
9.) Whats the deal with "certain ppl" wear flip-damn-flops in the fukkin winter, they catch the Hybrid flu and stupidly wonder why this is happening to them....Well let me answer that shit...CUZ YOU STOOPID YA DUMB HEFFAS AND DUDE HEFFAS...
10.) Dammit ima say it...It grinds my gears when some white folks act a certain way when around black folks...I mean, a simple greeting can become such a 'WHAT THE FUKK' moment so quick...for example:
>>>Jo John to white boy Mikey: " hey Mikey hows it going man, yeah dude HI FIVE"
<<
11.) When ppl dont respect the damn CROSS WALK...NO MATTER WHAT THE WALKERS, HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY FOR GOD'S SAKE...Ive almost gotten hit too many damn times bc of these non drivin ass somma ma bitches lmao
12.) When ppl you really dont have the energy for be all up in ya space and in ya face just bothering you just at the fact that they are there...thats mean but all yall know its true
13.)When a particular professor is a dick head and knows it and tries to come out they face to you and expect you to be the civil one and just stand there and take it...HEEYOO NAH...nope nope we both adults if u wanna treat me like a damn child ima treat you like the bitches asshole you are...YUPPERS
14.) When someone you think is the FINEST thang that ever hit ur eye socket, be all up on some unfortunate lookin botch...MAINE THAT SHIT BLOWS THE HELL ATTA ME...*whooo takes a holy ghost step back*
15.) These "FOLLOWER" ass bitches ive had the unpleasant pleasure of witnessing always under some girls ass just so they can like you, be at they beck and call, will jeapordize your character and sense of self just to fit in....if anything it gets yu laffed at and talked about ladies...im sorry but its true..
16.) Biting ass hatin ass niggaz who be jockin on females who's style is betta than yours...yep this is for the niggz hatin on the lesbo stud girls...Dont get mad...just take notes my dude lmao bwahahaha
17.) When you got that late night stomach problem and u gotta hit the head like a tornado, but you rush in there, do yo business, be in sheer bliss, then u quickly fall back to reality when ya ass aint gots no CHARMIN...
18.) Traffic on "400" at 5 oclock...LAWWWDDDD makes you wanna die lmao
19.) When GA gets just a lil bit of a snow FLURRY and trip the fukk out...get like 2 inches of snow and start news casting that shit on 10 talkin bouts SNOW STORM 2009 and shit...GET YO SHIT TOGETHA lmao
20.) When you be in the car wit ya homegirls and homeniggz then all of a sudden somebody has a silent poot and wont claim they funky ass booty stank...MAINE you betta own that butt trumpet!!
21.) You be at the club ordering ya shit at the bar, you waitin for that GOOD DRANK and u get it and all of a sudden some BANGINNN ASS BADDD mama step up to you and takes yo drink and start drinking ya shit all seductively....I be like AYE MAMI you so fine...but dammit that drink wasnt free...that will be 4 dollas, cash or charge heffa run me that cash lmao
1.) When you're in wal mart and some bad ass kid is actin a damn fool throwin shit, screaming and hollering at they're Mothers, and all their mothers say is "Stop doing that Billy".....I say break ya foot off in that lil niggaz ass and tell him to STFU and sit in the cart..
2.) When cops get mad when u riding right next to them goin the same speed they are....the effin jerks
3.) When u go in the shower in the dorms and you see strings of hair that aint yours hangin from the nob...*shutters*
4.) When a female/male come to talk to you all up in ya face space and they breath be on 10 like a bitch, then they get mad when u dont wanna open yo mouth to speak back to they ass...SMH grab some scope or some bleach and kill that hallitosis lmao
5.) When u be at the club and you start dancing with a girl from the back, then she turn around and a damn herpes lookin female wit a horse mouth be in ya face...on that note all i say is "Well I Be DAMNED"
6.) It grinds my gears when females take this whole "COLORFUL" outfit shit too far...They step out the house lookin like a damn Crayon Box..WTF
7.) When females dont recognize that they are just an option and not a priority when the nigg u fukkin is fukkin someone else...tsk tsk tsk ladies do better
8.) When ppl put on the biggest front for the ppl they are around and then expect you to respect them as if u dont see what they're doing...BITCH PLEASE...Real can recognize fake too so stall that shit right where you at and remain...
9.) Whats the deal with "certain ppl" wear flip-damn-flops in the fukkin winter, they catch the Hybrid flu and stupidly wonder why this is happening to them....Well let me answer that shit...CUZ YOU STOOPID YA DUMB HEFFAS AND DUDE HEFFAS...
10.) Dammit ima say it...It grinds my gears when some white folks act a certain way when around black folks...I mean, a simple greeting can become such a 'WHAT THE FUKK' moment so quick...for example:
>>>Jo John to white boy Mikey: " hey Mikey hows it going man, yeah dude HI FIVE"
<<
11.) When ppl dont respect the damn CROSS WALK...NO MATTER WHAT THE WALKERS, HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY FOR GOD'S SAKE...Ive almost gotten hit too many damn times bc of these non drivin ass somma ma bitches lmao
12.) When ppl you really dont have the energy for be all up in ya space and in ya face just bothering you just at the fact that they are there...thats mean but all yall know its true
13.)When a particular professor is a dick head and knows it and tries to come out they face to you and expect you to be the civil one and just stand there and take it...HEEYOO NAH...nope nope we both adults if u wanna treat me like a damn child ima treat you like the bitches asshole you are...YUPPERS
14.) When someone you think is the FINEST thang that ever hit ur eye socket, be all up on some unfortunate lookin botch...MAINE THAT SHIT BLOWS THE HELL ATTA ME...*whooo takes a holy ghost step back*
15.) These "FOLLOWER" ass bitches ive had the unpleasant pleasure of witnessing always under some girls ass just so they can like you, be at they beck and call, will jeapordize your character and sense of self just to fit in....if anything it gets yu laffed at and talked about ladies...im sorry but its true..
16.) Biting ass hatin ass niggaz who be jockin on females who's style is betta than yours...yep this is for the niggz hatin on the lesbo stud girls...Dont get mad...just take notes my dude lmao bwahahaha
17.) When you got that late night stomach problem and u gotta hit the head like a tornado, but you rush in there, do yo business, be in sheer bliss, then u quickly fall back to reality when ya ass aint gots no CHARMIN...
18.) Traffic on "400" at 5 oclock...LAWWWDDDD makes you wanna die lmao
19.) When GA gets just a lil bit of a snow FLURRY and trip the fukk out...get like 2 inches of snow and start news casting that shit on 10 talkin bouts SNOW STORM 2009 and shit...GET YO SHIT TOGETHA lmao
20.) When you be in the car wit ya homegirls and homeniggz then all of a sudden somebody has a silent poot and wont claim they funky ass booty stank...MAINE you betta own that butt trumpet!!
21.) You be at the club ordering ya shit at the bar, you waitin for that GOOD DRANK and u get it and all of a sudden some BANGINNN ASS BADDD mama step up to you and takes yo drink and start drinking ya shit all seductively....I be like AYE MAMI you so fine...but dammit that drink wasnt free...that will be 4 dollas, cash or charge heffa run me that cash lmao
Number 1!!!!! Hell yeah....smh
ReplyDelete